Sunday, May 17, 2009

Punta music is sexual to say the least.

I went to the local nightclub after all the bars closed last night with my friend Mysterious Larry. Well, I'm a big tall goofy white guy with a mustache and puffy hair, and this place is filled with super ripped locals who all have exceptionally hot girlfriends/tourist sugar mommas. Punta is a type of fast paced reggae that's sexually charged to the nth degree. I've seen night clubs in the states and nothing compares to the raw sexual tenacity of Punta. Just as an example, most of the songs I have heard while here revolve around either blowjobs or anal sex, it's quite humorous actually. On Mother's Day there was a bar playing a song about a woman who apparently loved to give head more than anything on the planet, so much in fact that she gave up her husband and kids to suck dick. It's hard to tell if these songs glorify so much insane sex or rather lament the attitudes associated with the music. Actually that's a stupid idea, it obviously glorifies the sex, otherwise people wouldn't be doing the dances in the clubs that look like they're fucking. No lie, I saw this really thick older lady dancing against a stripper pole, she had a beautiful younger girl with her, and they went from doggy style to whatever else positions you can think of that are possible against a pole.


It's absolute insanity at these clubs. You can sit and watch people sitting in the corner doing nothing, then out of nowhere it looks like they're fucking. This isn't an exaggeration of any sort, people just grind to the music. It kind of reminded me of a high school dance gone wrong, and instead of people being kind of awkward they're having an orgy, and switching dancing partners much the same way you'd change your socks. Mysterious Larry thinks the nightclub is a place where people go to be themselves and get out of the limelight away from the watchful eyes of the tourists, myself included.

1 comment:

Alicia Gerard said...

this is why i love going to night clubs on occasion. while i hold contempt towards most people and disdain at interacting with them (unless, of course it was my idea) i absolutely love watching them. it's insane.